We received some real and (we hope) exaggerated feedback to our last blog about going back into the workplace more often from tomorrow (Monday, 20th October). The Irish Times looked at the coffee culture phenomena too. To follow up with this, we’ve put together a “cutting through the bullsh*t coffee talk” guide with some key phrases to watch out for, what your colleague wants to think and what is actually true
“Part of you worries that he may be either having a stroke or about to float off towards the ceiling like Charlie and his Grandad in the Fizzing Room in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The ceiling above your desk was installed during the Celtic Tiger. If the latter scenario occurs, it will undoubtedly collapse, killing everyone and Martin from IT’s 50th birthday party will be cancelled. This, to you, is some relief.”
Clutter has steadily built up in her room and she hadn’t noticed a family of pine-martens taking up permanent residence under an untidy pile of notes. They grow hungry. Jessica remains unaware how dangerous her work-life situation has become…
“You see the coffee plantation behind me in the photo there, yeah? The. Best. Coffee…. Never had anything like it. I’m strictly a single origin drinker these days, Nan,” Philip told his 85-year-old grandmother, who was beginning to realise she didn’t really care much for her eldest grandson.
Contacless Coffee might have the midas touch in reverting Ireland back onto the road to reuse with the number of diposable coffee cups used every hour in Ireland proving to be a cause for great environmental concern.
Here's our five predictions on what wil trend in 2021 on the Irish Coffee Scene. The rise of the kitchen barista, death to the dalgona but we know what will take it’s place
